Sunday, January 01, 2012

Advanced Techniques

Amelia would like to use this post to demonstrate astral projection using a rock. There has been much conjecture about the rabbits an their rocks. It has become quite evident the uses are multiple. Astral projection using a rock is fairly advanced and should only be attempted in the safety of your own home.


Amelia: First find a rock that wants to be your friend. After asking permission, place your front paws on your rock. Clear your mind and imagine your body is perfectly clear. I like to do alternate nostril breathing, but it's not critically important. Visualize your destination.


Amelia: Once you feel very certain in your mind regarding your destination, once you can almost feel it, taste it, smell it; lean forward until your ears are parallel with the ground. If you have prepared correctly you'll fly through the astral dimension to your destination.


Amelia: You can stay at your original destination or tour around. When you are ready to come home, just touch your back feet to the rock. It's easy and fun, once you get the hang of it.

18 comments:

Raymond and Busby said...

Now WE want a rock!

Tamsin said...

She's definitely concentrating really hard in that second pic. It's a bit spooky really!

I have to wonder though- where is she projecting too?

Jade said...

Hmmmm...will have to find a suitable rock for Mick; although he says he prefers to astral project from the loaf position, he is open to new techniques.

Rabbits' Guy said...

I am going to get a rock. Looks to be safer than alcohol or drugs.

Friend of the Animals said...

OMG. That is fantastic in so many ways!

Crafty Green Poet said...

awesome!

Two Bunny Blog said...

Love this post!

Paula said...

Your cleverest post. Ever. Must share.

Keating is learning, he sat on one of his rocks the other night, so cute, bunner bum on a rock.

SixBunnies said...

I love reading what you share! You have a gift! Very entertaining. Your rabbits cooperate so well with their poses. You know by now I'm partial to that big white bunny, and this just reinforces that! I hope she came to Texas and visited my bunns on her trip!

Lo said...

Oh, I loved this post! I love the pics and the text....

Amelia gives excellent instructions and she is adorable in her positions.

I already have a friendly rock....I intend to try out her technique. It's the getting back that I worry about.....

bunnits said...

Excellent post. Excellent teacher. I must try her techniques, but the ears might be a problem. Amelia, Most Mystical Bun.

Karen M said...

Now that is travelling in style! I wonder if it would work with Weasley's partridges?

d. moll, l.ac. said...

KM-Amelia thinks it would work if the partridges are cooperative.
B-the ears are tricky, you may be able to dispense with the ear positions and still get a good result.
L-if it is a problem positioning the feet for the return journey Amelia says you can use two rocks, but they must spend the full moon outside together (touching) before you try the technique.
6Bs-Amelia poses and dictates, I merely data entry.
P-no doubt the clever KEating will devise his own techniques.
2BB-and we love yours too!!
CGP-thanks
FOA-ha, ha, indeed
RG-it is, try it!!
J-rocks are nice
T-she is amazing, I do not know where she went, it seems to be classified information.
Rand B-get one!

abigailemily said...

What if you can't find a rock that will let you put your paws on it?

RoadBunner said...

I LOVE this post :) Her little tiny posture changes remind me so much of a yoga class. Mario has a rock here but apparently it doesn't want to be his friend as I don't see him trying any of these fancy moves.

Lisa said...

She must be doing it right, just check the earometer!! RB is totally right, it definitely looks like she's doing a yoga pose. :)

Michelle May said...

This is just too darn funny! I love it!!!

Annette F Tait said...

wow! totally rad Diana! Amelia has it all sussed out and I reckon she really is 'astral planing' (is that the term??) plus those back toes bringing her back down to earth/reality! wow! amazing, must let Wes see her - and will try and find a rock for him ....